In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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