At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
My vagina just clenched in fear
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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