How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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