They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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