hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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