I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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