rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Randomize
