I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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