Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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