i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm at about main and main street
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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