David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Will exercising make me less horny?
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