David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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