Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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