I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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