I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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