i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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