this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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