guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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