i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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