oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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