An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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