i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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