? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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