dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He passed out mid-signature
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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