Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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