But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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