I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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