If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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