I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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