question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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