"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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