Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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