he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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