im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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