honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
FUCK WHALES
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize