David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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