maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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