Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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