Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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