Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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