I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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