Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
