Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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