If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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