She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic