You're my little dorito
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Too much gin, very little bucket
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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