no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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