She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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