Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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