whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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