when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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