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(636): View more from Missouri

this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.

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(516): View more from New York

Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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(317): View more from Indiana

she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.

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(801): View more from Utah

I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?

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(647): View more from Ontario

I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.

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(940): View more from Texas

I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.

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