WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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