i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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