only you would photoshop your dick
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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