you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
