Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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